last post for the night

[tsukikage]

"President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

"unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy" - sign in a window

Ah, thanks much, Jeff.

Comments

[this-thorn.livejournal.com]

Ich hab's immer noch gern.

Was, wenn man irgendwo rumschleppt und ein toter Präsident aus dem Himmel fällt, direkt im Gehstieg?

[webfiend.livejournal.com]

I liked that, had to share it immediately!

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

Heh heh - I'm glad.