Outpost Nine: I'm Lovin' It

[tsukikage]

"MacGuyver - OH MY GOD, HE HAS A MULLET! A REAL, HONEST TO GOODNESS MULLET! At first it started out as a rat-tail, but then when I saw him again after the Spring Vacation it has blossomed into a full-grown, glorious mullet. So I named him after the Undisputed God of the Mullet, MacGuyver. I'm half tempted to give him some chalk, a piece of paper, and my shoe, and ask him to create a 15-oz sirloin steak for me."