An e-mail from Patrick.

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Hola mes amigos,
Bienvenidos al Cuba! (Or something like that.)
I bet you didn't know St. Paul was actually in Cuba, and I didn't either,
but the student ID office at the University of Montpellier has let us in on
the mistake we've been making all this time - We're still american
citizens, but St. Paul is actually in Cuba.
I admit to having been a bit surprised at first, but it is very clearly
printed on my new student ID card - So we all have the University of
Montpellier student ID office to thank for clearing up this massive mistake
for us.

I'm sure agents from the Cuban government will be arriving shortly to take
over, and I hope they will be understanding about the large number of
Americans in a city that is, in fact, part of Cuba.

Enjoy the cigars!
Love, Patrick
-Proud resident of St. Paul, Cuba