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Jan. 16th, 2006 05:51 pmTen Top Trivia Tips about Patrick!
- The air around Patrick is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- The most dangerous form of Patrick is the bicycle!
- Red Patrick at night, shepherd's delight. Red Patrick at morning, shepherd's warning.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Patrick.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Patrick.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Patrick.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Patrick.
- Devoid of his cells and proteins, Patrick has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- It took Patrick 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- In Japan, Patrick can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nastassja!
- Peanuts and Nastassja are beans.
- If you break Nastassja, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Nastassja.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Nastassja!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Nastassja, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- It can take Nastassja several days to move just through one tree.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Nastassja.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Nastassja state'!
- Some birds use Nastassja to orientate themselves during migration!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Nastassja.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The moon!
- The moon can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
- A thimbleful of the moon would weigh over 100 million tons.
- If you put a drop of liquor on the moon, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
- There are 336 dimples on the moon!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat the moon'.
- The moon can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink the moon.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by the moon.
- The liquid inside the moon can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- The moonomancy is the art of telling the future with the moon.