my New Year's party

[tsukikage]

by limitedbythesky

tsukikage85's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 11:01:49 PM Ended : 01st January 2006 04:45:44 PM

Alco Money! : $ 372

Guests of Honour

tsukikage85 is a hateful Wiccan. tsukikage85 drank 9 Pernods, 5 Stouts, 1 White Wine.
lenegirl is a dejected Muslim. lenegirl drank 6 Vodkas, 1 Goldschlager, 2 Absinthes.
pcummelin is an unhappy Atheist. pcummelin drank 1 Pernod, 1 Mint Julep, 3 Cosmopolitans.
redclaw42 is a disgusting Fundementalist Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. redclaw42 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dmaxwell is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. dmaxwell decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
zuisa is a graceful Taoist and a constantly polaxed mofo. zuisa drank 1 Poteen.
infernossearch is a whimsical Atheist. infernossearch drank 12 Whiskeys, 1 Bloody Mary, 2 Vodkas, 1 Sambucca.
arashi_no_kaze is a powerless Buddhist. arashi_no_kaze drank 11 Bloody Marys.
apt_indignation is a powerless Liberal Christian and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. apt_indignation drank 1 Pulque.
happy_daiz is a damnable Muslim who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. happy_daiz drank 3 Poteens, 5 Absinthes, 2 Gins.
musing_mouse is a disgusting Muslim and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. musing_mouse drank 2 Lagers, 1 Pernod, 14 Whiskeys.
piman is an upbeat Muslim and a newbie drinker. piman drank 3 Hot Toddys, 5 White Russians, 5 Pilsners, 1 Kahlua, 1 Vodka.

Sick!

Well it must have been a good party! A total of 5 people barfed everywhere including tsukikage85, lenegirl, infernossearch, arashi_no_kaze, piman.

Fights

'I know your sort tsukikage85, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' tsukikage85 jumped up before dmaxwell could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

At approximately 08:39:07 AM redclaw42 and pcummelin caused around $500,000 worth of damage to tsukikage85's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of happy_daiz and piman. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

In the middle of the night infernossearch woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.

Random Events

pcummelin and zuisa took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night

tsukikage85 bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.

the room stood in awe as tsukikage85 declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over arashi_no_kaze's head.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Comments

[alcarilinque.livejournal.com]

The thought of patrick in a "hilarious bitch fight" is quite amusing. :P

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

You can just see it now, can't you? Wanna know what else? pcummelin is my mom. ^_^

[alcarilinque.livejournal.com]

HAH!