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• 10:00 Is Tokyo Toshokan down AGAIN? #
• 10:00 @elliewix That's why I try not to drink too much either. #
• 20:18 @lugia222 twitpic.com/yevgy - Man, I remember walking up those hills... What's that tower in the background? #
• 20:19 @Goldeneyeuro Would you have to go along? #
• 20:32 @lugia222 twitpic.com/yfd0p - What's that for? Not ordering food that's healthy enough? #
• 21:19 That episode of Grey's was... God damn. *catches my breath after holding it so long* Things certainly do change. #
• 23:24 Stuck in "procrastinate by endlessly reloading everything" mode. Gotta break out of it quickly. #
• 00:24 Yeah, so... When doing accounting, it helps to not accidentally (or purposefully, I suppose) totally overlook a transaction. #

delicious medicine

So, I was taking notes and noticed my hands were shaking, so I took that as a sign that I "needed some calories" and went downstairs to get a bowl of cereal. About five minutes after I had finished eating my hands were still shaking a bit, and I realized that it takes a while for the calories in the food to be turned into the more important thing: an increase in blood sugar. Duh! So I decided that a truffle or two until the cereal gets a chance to digest and give me some longer-lasting blood sugar. Junk food as medicine!
Note to self: next time I get really shaky at work, make sure to eat some fruit or a small candy bar along with any actual food I get to eat.

P.S. Yay, day off! How I have missed thee...

more crazy people

As the whole world watched in horror the aftermath of a 7.0 magnitude earthquake in Haiti, on January 12, 2010, which killed thousands and displaced millions, the Antichrist, Bloody Beast Obama, soon to be king of the world, lifted his arrogant fist to God, dubbing this righteous judgment of God “incomprehensible.” Haiti is the locus of God’s most vibrant adumbration at this hour. The Beast has no idea what “incomprehensible” looks like – yet.
Okay, yes, disturbing people are disturbing, but they're also hilarious. I wish Obama would become king of the world. Health care reform opposition? Meh, I'm the king. IT WILL BE REFORMED.