Take the First Sentence from the First Post of Each Month of 2004. That's Your Year in Review.
January: Leave Tuesday, March 16 at 1:55 am from the Minneapolis Greyhound depot.
February: My puzzle pants broke...
March: So, right now I'm just feeling ueber-crappy.
April: Okay, I'm alive.
May: So... I was watching some Anne movie on TPT today (rather than doing my homework, of course).
June: ""If we can go to the moon, then why are umbrellas still umbrellas?"
July: Hey! This is Nastassja, calling from the, uh, Twin Cities Amtrak station.
August: I've decided not to put this in my userinfo, since LJ is stupid and thinks it needs a horizontal scrollbar, so just this once I'm going to put it in an entry:

Snape is LoveSeptember: You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be poetry, writing or song.
October: You're Amber.
November: I have a dental appointment with Dr. Monsen at 11:10 tomorrow to get my cavity filled, and I have a second appointment to get my teeth cleaned after that.
December:
alecsebastien: Oh, and if I get to the store on time, I'm making meatloaf for dinner! :D I haven't had a good meat loaf in a very long time!
So hungry, but too lazy to get food. I think I'll go stare at Jesus and Sashimi for a while.