- Wed, 15:08: God damn I'm clutzing it up today... Trying to kill Mike multiple times, spilling milk all over myself and the floor, spilling macaroni...
- Wed, 15:09: ...all over the stovetop... In addition to slicing open my finger last night. Maybe I'm really stressed or something?
- Thu, 00:19: I just discovered that apparently I have completely failed at understanding a basic biology concept: fungus thrives on sugar.
- Thu, 00:20: In other words... I should have done laundry as soon as possible after the cookie soup incident. ><;;; Hope it's salvageable.