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[tsukikage]

"First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls= Time x Money
And as we all know "time is money".
Time= Money
Therefore:
Girls= Money x Money= Money²
And because "money is the root of all evil",
Money=√Evil
Therefore:
Girls=(√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude:
Girls=Evil"
Can't argue with that...


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I ♥ APOD

In Japan, a major category of product are "hard minty eye drops," which you put in your eyes to both refresh yourself and wake yourself up, as well as wetting the eyes. Note: these are not recommended for use with soft contact lenses, because they can cause your eyes to dry out.
That's like a medication for high blood pressure that has a side-effect of raising the blood pressure. ><;

There's something weird about someone friending all your friends and not friending you. But I'll be the first to admit that that's better than the alternative. :)

If LJ Was a High School by Karen_Walker
Username
Principal	stiffie
Lunch Lady	inmysimpleheart
Head Cheerleader	dd_aaron
Quarterback	happy_daiz
Prom Queen	morosus_nympha
Gang Member	rakugo_report
Band Geek	vorpal
Theatre Geek	alecsebastien
Chess Club Captain	infernossearch
Loner Goth Kid	crazycooky365
Class Clown	piman
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How do you find time to be both the principal and the lunch lady, Steph? I mean, don't most fights start up during lunch?


I hate being tired but too bored to sleep. *turns on TV*