How many Osakas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[tsukikage]

Before bed, a tidbit from the mind of my friend Katie:

Randomly, How many Osaka's would it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because by the time that Osaka stopped wondering where the bug on the ceiling was going, Tomochan would have tried to do the "Most Stupendous Job Ever!!!!!!" at screwing in the light bulb, and it would have ultimately broken. Then she would try again but end up finding the bug that Osaka was fascinated with, and killing it, while laughing evilly. At which point Chiyochan would have started screaming at everyone to calm down, and waving her arms about. "Please everyone, can't we all work together to screw the lightbulb in?", she would plead. But to no avail, as Tomo would challange Sakaki to a lightbulb screwing in contest, but realize that she is cheating because she is taller. Then Yomi, would beat Tomo over the head to stop being so arrogant...all the while Osaka has now become fascinated with the box of lightbulbs on the floor "How do they get the wire inside the bulb...ooooh...."

So really, don't ask Osaka to screw in a lightbulb.

G'night.

P.S. Why don't I have any Azumanga icons?

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