The Society for the Recapture of Virginity, a.k.a., the lamest scam ever

[tsukikage]

A miracle of modern science, the Virginator is a fully operational biorhythm restructure band. Based on the information you give to the VRS 3000, a microchip is custom encoded with an unique algorithm. This microchip is then attached to a wristband, which you wear at night while you sleep. During the night, the microchip emits harmless radio waves which adjust and correct your virgin biorhythms. While you dream, your virginity will be restored. You will not feel a thing, but you will wake up a virgin!

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Comments

[firearmofmutiny.livejournal.com]

That's almost as weird as that one item on eBay that was a CD that was supposed to help you "un-learn" potty training. XD;;;

[hitokiri-neko.livejournal.com]

During the night, the microchip emits harmless radio waves which adjust and correct your virgin biorhythms.

ROFLMAO! The sad thing is some people will probably buy it. *smirk* "virgin biorythms", my ass.

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

It's like proactive social Darwinism, or something.

[tsukikage85.livejournal.com]

w007
Although the unlearning CD is SLIGHTLY more plausible.

[centurion88.livejournal.com]

What do you think happens if you've never lost your virginity? Maybe you get a spare virginity...maybe you can just stock up on virginitys and never lose your virgin status as long as you live.

[tsukikage-85.livejournal.com]

That is wonderful! *laughs*