My tweets

• Sat, 22:04: Our party bard just laid pretty much everyone in our party, and the two girls were fertile at that point. At least everyone finished?
• Sat, 22:28: Had two Kahlua White Russians and, although I'm definitely more buzzed than I've ever been (a bit tipsy?) I'm disappointed I'm not drunk. :(
• Sat, 22:29: I've just always been curious what kind of drunk I'd be, and I'm all out of Kahlua.