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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nastassja!

Peanuts and Nastassja are beans.
If you break Nastassja, you will get seven years of bad luck!
The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Nastassja.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Nastassja!
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Nastassja, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
It can take Nastassja several days to move just through one tree.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Nastassja.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Nastassja state'!
Some birds use Nastassja to orientate themselves during migration!
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Nastassja.

Okay, number 10? Totally creepy

Which reminds me, I have a story from last night:

me: *walks into Franklin LRT station bus shelter*
random guy: Hey.
me: Hi.
r.g.: What's your name?
me: I'm Nastassja. What's your name?
r.g.: Lane.
me: Nice to meet you, Lane.
r.g.: You single?
me: Yeah, but I'm not looking. (A convenient half-lie.)
r.g.: Oh.
r.g.: You have any friends that are single and looking?
me: Not that I know of.

Seriously. I've had enough of creepy guys at bus stops.

*yoinks* I'm sure it'll be cheap as shit, but even if it were plastic I wouldn't care as long as it allows me to practice and doesn't melt. As it is in fact bamboo, the only thing I care about is that it doesn't leak. And I suppose that it doesn't go up in flames, which isn't likely considering the equipment I use at home.