As Katie and I work on her women's studies paper thesis... At 2:57 a.m...

Booger Nights reminds us that booger’s right to work is made free of booger discrimination through the collective booger uprisings which caused change in nose hair patriarchy and septum hierarchy.

Body
Mmmm boogers….This can be seen in contemplation during an interview with Mr. Boogerkins, “Nooo don’t eat me!!!AAAAAAAAA!!!!” (Mr. Boogerkins pg. 285)

Conclusion
In conclusion we can see that boogers are only good for picking and should ultimately end up in a Kleenex in the trash.

Thanks for your time
Sincerely,
The world famous nose picker