Phone Post

Dependency Bath

Damn. There's no way to become independent. Well, there are, I suppose:

• get accepted to a masters or doctorate program


• get married


• become pregnant


• have someone move in with me and pay for more than half of their expenses (or perhaps pay for more than half of my parents expenses)


• murder my parents


• have my parents fake their deaths


• serve active duty in the armed forces


• be released from the armed forces under a condition other than dishonorable

Which shall it be, my pretties?

GARR!