Valentine meme - explanation of gone-ness

Valentines Day Horrors! by deuceloosely
Username
Status	Single (sod it!)Steady datingRelationshipEngaged to be engagedAlmost marriedI'm hitched, biznotch!
Seen with suspicious-looking blonde woman:	deadairskins
Went back into the closet:	kwahoo
Sends you a singing Ape-o-Gram:	macmankev
Brings one of your exes to the party:	hitokiridirk
Came dressed for a "Slumber Party:"	sr_bean
Chokes on a candy heart reading, "Be mine:"	alcarilinque
"...but I'm not bitter."	jamestdr
Proposes marriage to you in drunken stupor:	crakerbaby
The "wallflower" who somehow manages to score:	scrapper_grrl
Total valentines you'll receive:	96
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As many of you know, I haven't been around for a while. Work (63 hours/week at $6.75 an hour - after taxes, that's a little over a credit a week!), sleep, and school has been keeping me quite busy. I have a bunch of entries I wrote in a notebook ready to be posted, but I'm not really up to that right now.

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