I need a hot water blanket.

from Neil Gaiman's blog:
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't to forget make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.
*falls into bed, anxiously awaiting unconsciousness*

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Where is the water conditoner?!