happy randomness of doom

So, I'm sitting here listening to wilwheaton's audio blogs which I have downloaded in full. Quite amusing. ^_^ Now I need to catch up on his REAL blog!
Stayed home today. Not really in pain, but that doesn't mean I want to be awake for it. I just wish this would all come to an end.
Dad's getting really worried/upset about my eating, and with perhaps just cause. I'm supposed to be trying for at least 3000 calories a day, and because I have so little patience for most foods, I've been getting more like 500.
Dad is convinced that I'm in a chronic depression; huh? He says that I'm clearly not functioning: not eating, not going to school, not doing homework, sleeping all day... Something that would have been understandable two or maybe one week ago, but not now. But how can I be in the midst of a depression if I don't feel depressed? Isn't that the one thing required to diagnose depression?
So, finding ways to take in calories. What I'm drinking now:

- ~3 cups green tea ice cream
- one jar peaches in syrup
- 1 cup half-and-half
- 1 cup chocolate syrup (it was there, I added it - as with everything else ^_^;)
- 8 Oreos (only number not pulled out of my ass)

All of the above blended into oblivion for ease of consumption.
And with all that, my gross calorie consumption for this WEEK is probably 3000.

P.S. Wil's such a dork. (And more of a perv than Pat!) I wanna meet him. ^_^

Cruel and Unusual Deprivation

( convo regarding my unlawfully deprived life )