Dear Santa

It finally worked! I've been trying to do this meme for like a week now, and it never worked!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I helped lost_in_a_maze see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I stole tiwonge's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for tiern (10 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-713 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, tsukikage85

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I was the dictator of Asscrackistan?! That's definitely a decision I regeret...

[EDIT: Okay, I tried it again to see if it was based on your name or just random, and it turned out to just be random, BUT:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I broke bethiechama's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday vanilladentyne and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (631 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, tsukikage85

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I guess I'm in a dictator-y mood this year.]